Shared April 30, 2019
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My name is burt. I like to eat pies. Do you have pies? Pies are really good. You want to know why? Because pies are cIRcuLAR. Yes, the shape does influence the taste, you imbecile- my apologies, I did not mean to get my panties in a knot. Back to pies. Apple pie is my favourite, but it doesn’t taste so good. I like them because they are red on the inside. My favourite pie flavour-wise would have to be apricot pie. The best way I could describe the taste would be wet towel in sugar water. I can really taste the citric acid. Citric acid is good for the mind, body, soul and foot. But don’t take it from me, take it from your daughter. I heard she had an *affair* with your boss. Why was that relevant? Oh because she told me to back off. No, I am not trying to have an affair with your boss- ExcUSE yOU, How do you even muster the audacity to make such bogus claims? You’re a whole butt cheek on a stick, did you know that? Eat a duck, you insolent cow.
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