Absolute Mad Lads - Lorena Bobbit

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Shared December 12, 2018


Crispy Chris

What kind of sick person would take somebody's game boy

6 months ago | [YT] | 2,422

the13nthpartyboy

The maddest lad of all is the second dude that married that maniac.

6 months ago | [YT] | 1,285

Will Brown

The scene of Lorena Bobbit getting cheered while Steve Harvey shakes his head is a culmination of our culture

6 months ago | [YT] | 1,756

Simon Arnold

When i was 15 my girlfriend and her dad went on a snowmobile trip. We went on a day that was particularly warm, only because we had limited time and i was eager to try it out for my first time. Towards the end of the trip, we were heading down a straight away going about 60 mph. There was a decently large turn at the end of it. I tried slowing down but it wasn’t enough. I skidded head first into a tree and flipped over the handle bars. Feeling myself over, i didn’t feel any broken bones. miraculous. I did feel, however, a bit of wetness in my pants. Being towards the back of the pack, i had to wait for the rest of my group to come back to the place i crashed. Finally, when my girlfriend’s dad came back, he assured me not to worry about their snowmobile, and asked me if i was okay.
“Are you okay”
“Well, sir, ... i think i ripped my penis.”
...
“Well im not gonna enjoy this and i know you arent going to enjoy this, but i need to see it in order to know if you need stitches.”

You dont know awkward until you have to pull down your pants and show your girlfriend’s dad your slightly ripped penis. Im still with that girlfriend years later.

6 months ago | [YT] | 454

Nik Reynolds

anyone who claps for themselves is a certified psychopath

6 months ago | [YT] | 594

Crazycaz Trex

You are telling me I can watch a porno called frankenpenis

6 months ago | [YT] | 176

Mike Walworth

Both of these people are wasting our precious oxygen

6 months ago | [YT] | 258

kevin johnson

Then the police had to get out the fleshlights. The accent really makes this accurate.

6 months ago | [YT] | 208

Ryan Flint

Did ya hear that she tried it again?
She missed and was only charged with a misdaweiner!

7 months ago | [YT] | 1,308

Link Knight

Steve Harvey refuses to stand for Loretta. STILL A MAN.

7 months ago | [YT] | 647

Reef Boltwood

Dankula: do you have a wife or girlfriend?
Me: no
Dankula: continues
Dankula:sleep well tonight
Me: okay will do

2 months ago | [YT] | 159

fruhest

I do feel that there's a difference between having an arguement and several counts of rape and battery..
The fact that he was found guilty three times of beating his new wife does lend more credibility to Lorena's side of the story.

6 months ago | [YT] | 198

btcave

"Sleep tight. Don't let the steak knives bite." - My wife... just now. Help me!

2 weeks ago | [YT] | 15

CrucifyRobinHood

Lorena moved back to Russia and took back her family name; Kutticockov.

10 months ago | [YT] | 3,004

Cayden Risley

Love
Is a burning thing
And it makes
A damaged peen

4 months ago (edited) | [YT] | 51

Wayne Lee Ramsden

but funny how she kept his last name even tho she remarried lol i wonder why £££.

2 weeks ago | [YT] | 10

Peter Thepanda

She claps for herself on the Harvey show. Classic Sociopath

3 months ago | [YT] | 91

Harry Toeface

No wife, no girlfriend, no semen demons. Living the dream

2 weeks ago | [YT] | 7

IronBat

Pro tip: psychiatric evaluation is meant to happen before the jury hands down its verdict.

6 months ago | [YT] | 39

Pasu suel

as soon as you get a little taste of the 'crazy' flavor from a date ... leave.
(this goes for both women and men, ofcourse)

6 months ago (edited) | [YT] | 20