Baby Hotline - Jack Stauber

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Genre: Music

Family friendly? Yes

Wilson score: 0.997

Rating: 4.9897 / 5

Engagement: 6.73%


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Shared January 10, 2019


Jack Stauber looks like that fun uncle who gives you presents every time he visits

2 months ago | [YT] | 4,431


Is no one gonna mention how smooth that first line is?

3 months ago | [YT] | 1,297

Mr Kat

I swear jack looks like looks like a mix between a lumberjack and an anime character with that hair

4 months ago | [YT] | 2,969

Liz !

all i want is him to collab with bill wurtz ... imagine the level of fever dream nonsense music they could create together !!

4 months ago | [YT] | 1,143

_ Thermo _

Jack please don’t lose your messy hair, it’s amazing

2 months ago | [YT] | 548


jack stauber: exists

sleepykinq: heavy breathing

1 month ago | [YT] | 259

Teaii ᐛ

Jack Stauber: *uploads*
Animation memes: It's free real estate

2 months ago | [YT] | 620


dont you just hate it when someone cracks open your eye to have a cold one

2 months ago | [YT] | 184

bumbo c:

hey dad thanks for that extended version it was pretty cool

2 months ago | [YT] | 230


Jack why do you look exactly like my uncle I have questions Is this what my uncle doing upstairs all day on Saturday

4 months ago | [YT] | 159


i have a smol theory on the meaning to this

i think this song is about a couple, that just had a baby (baby hotline, please hold me close to you) but the baby ended up somehow dying from a disease or accident, in the hospital, because they couldn't save it (baby flatline, still time to do it too)

and that makes the wife go crazy (she's a hoarder of quarters with no boundary borders [i think that's the lyrics??]) and she falls into a depression, so starts taking pills (wishing that the pills let you cry and i hate coping)

that makes the husband very sad, he's the one that made her take the medication because he wants her to be better, and he hopes someday she will get better (someday i will go back outside, and see you're ok)

this is just my personal interpretation, if you have a differing theory feel free to share it

2 months ago | [YT] | 220

Mace Can Art

So I think I’ve figured out the lyrics Baby hotline Please hold me close to you Baby flatline Still time to do it too Baby snack time Chow down to a new groove She’s a hoarder or quarters No boundary boredom No boundaries of boredoOOUUM I can tell you’re drinking eyes (Never open) I have sensed somebody will die (And I hate hoping) Wishing that the pills let you cry (And I hate hoping) Someday I will go back inside and see you- Okay

4 months ago (edited) | [YT] | 78


Jack stauber looks like he gives good hugs

5 months ago | [YT] | 11,793

Chanzzie 223

Jack Stauber looks like my history teacher... But younger.

2 months ago | [YT] | 60

Kaitlyn Horton

jack stauber looks like he was good in school

2 months ago | [YT] | 33

The Amazing Nol

Human brain: the "her" at the end of the song is probably another person Ham brain: IT'S HAMANTHA

1 month ago | [YT] | 51


Do you think Jack just knows when he’s about to drop a banger?

1 month ago | [YT] | 29

Creepy Jar of Money

Let’s relish this before TikTok gets to it.

5 months ago | [YT] | 4,753

Keihze 25

Hoarder of quarters? Just wait until Nurpo hears about this!

2 months ago | [YT] | 32

amelia du soleil

jack is so underrated because he does all the editing, animation, singing and so much more for all of his songs

1 month ago | [YT] | 26