24 Hour Transformation: Shrek Edition

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Shared February 10, 2019

You buffoon. You absolutely incompetent human being. The eggs were a complementary gift, but you have dishonored them. You don’t deserve the eggs. You cant even comprehend the power they hold within. As for your silly pacifier, its on its way from the deepest pits of the underworld as we speak. I will only have the best for my customers and your IMPATIENCE has shattered my standards. When the shipment arrives, i will DESTROY your silly pacifier. Do you understand the extent of this situation? That pacifier was hand crafted by the devil himself, and your insolence has forced me to destroy it. Get out of my store this very instant. I hope you choke and die on your spoonful of hummus.

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ELITE_ AirBender

This video is the sharpest tool in the shed

1 weeks ago | [YT] | 5,966

EmilyRulesUnicornz

The content we didn’t deserve,





But the content we needed.

1 weeks ago (edited) | [YT] | 1,190

Rory de Valk

This is the part where you run away!

5 days ago | [YT] | 95

antisocialrosanne

i just love how your parents just casually help you with your videos as if it's the most natural thing that your teen child is diy-ing a shreck costume 😂😂

1 weeks ago | [YT] | 819

ari rarri

only a few months ago I subscribed when you had only 42 subs
but now

john cena

did you forget about lil ol me

Edit: holy motherlovin cheesecake thanks for the likes

1 weeks ago (edited) | [YT] | 537

LadyLunoma

James cannot touch this level of transformation.

1 weeks ago | [YT] | 398

Grace Mae

this is some QUALITY content

1 weeks ago | [YT] | 2,262

Carlyn Javien

Insta baddie😡😡🤬🤮🤬🤬🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🤮🤮🤮🤤🤤🤑🔥🔥🔥🔥

1 weeks ago | [YT] | 367

brennabeth

is this a cry for help?

1 weeks ago | [YT] | 276

Stoopalichious

Joana, today, I discovered your channel. And man, oh man, did I dip my pinkie toe into that freezing cold lasagna. But the lasagna was delicious. I am grateful that John Cena has blessed me with this masterpiece. Thank the lord. And before I leave, I want to say...

Shrek be thicc


Edit: <3

1 weeks ago (edited) | [YT] | 89

The Ranch

I’ve watch this video multiple times and honestly I’m surprised that I haven’t gone completely insane.

1 weeks ago | [YT] | 322

Lilly T

other youtubers “I’m gonna turn into an insta baddie” joanna “I’m gonna turn into my lord and savior shrek”

1 weeks ago | [YT] | 2,020

Brooks Lily

1.9 million subscribers ... getting close to another cookie videoooo

1 weeks ago | [YT] | 138

sapphires.

You buffoon. You absolutely incompetent human being. The eggs were a complementary gift, but you have dishonored them. You don’t deserve the eggs. You cant even comprehend the power they hold within. As for your silly pacifier, its on its way from the deepest pits of the underworld as we speak. I will only have the best for my customers and your IMPATIENCE has shattered my standards. When the shipment arrives, i will DESTROY your silly pacifier. Do you understand the extent of this situation? That pacifier was hand crafted by the devil himself, and your insolence has forced me to destroy it. Get out of my store this very instant. I hope you choke and die on your spoonful of hummus. edit: so.. this got hearted by John Cena. and. I just copied her description lmao why-------- well thanks for noticing me

1 weeks ago (edited) | [YT] | 111

Asian Softee

She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb

1 weeks ago | [YT] | 77

Zass ssassaz

John Cena's parents are lITERALLY the most supportive parents ever

wHat PARENTS SUPPORT THEIR KIDS IN TRANSFORMING INTO AN OGRE

1 weeks ago | [YT] | 54

Harry Bailey

A transformation all of us aspire to have but none of us can achieve 😔👍

1 weeks ago | [YT] | 1,718

Oh nO

Parents be like: my daughter is a super successful business woman who went to the Olympics, what about yours? Joanna ceddias parents: our daughter turns herself into Shrek

4 days ago | [YT] | 17

Caitlin J

This feels like the video you're forced to watch when you're being held captive because it explains the entire situation except the plot twist is that you DON'T escape in the end

1 weeks ago | [YT] | 99

yazmin ileyah

here’s some of the shrek script n} Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knigts had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but non prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss. {Laughing} Like that's ever gonna happen. {Paper Rusting, Toilet Flushes} What a load of - Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed She was lookin' kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead The years start comin' and they don't stop comin' Fed to the rules and hit the ground runnin' Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do so much to see So what's wrong with takin' the backstreets You'll never know if you don't go You'll never shine if you don't glow Hey, now You're an all-star Get your game on, go play Hey, now You're a rock star Get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shootin' stars break the mold It's a cool place and they say it gets colder You're bundled up now but wait till you get older But the meteor men beg to differ Judging by the hole in the satellite picture The ice we skate is gettin' pretty thin The water's getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on fire How 'bout yours That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored Hey, now, you're an all-star {Shouting} Get your game on, go play Hey, now You're a rock star Get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shootin' stars break the mold {Belches} Go! Go! {Record Scratching} Go. Go.Go. Hey, now, you're an all-star Get your game on, go play Hey, now You're a rock star Get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shootin' stars break the mold -Think it's in there? -All right. Let's get it! -Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what that thing can do to you? -Yeah, it'll grind your bones for it's bread. {Laughs} -Yes, well, actually, that would be a gaint. Now, ogres - - They're much worse. They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin. -No! -They'll shave your liver. Squeeze the jelly from your eyes! Actually, it's quite good on toast. -Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya! {Gasping} -Right. {Roaring} {Shouting} {Roaring} {Whispers} This is the part where you run away. {Gasping} {Laughs} {Laughing} And stay out! "Wanted. Fairy tale creatures." {Sighs} {Man's voice} All right. This one's full. -Take it away! {Gasps} -Move it along. Come on! Get up! -Next! -Give me that! Your fiying days are over. That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch. Next! -Get up! Come on! -Twenty pieces. {Thudding} -Sit down there! -Keep quiet! {Crying} -This cage is too small. -Please, don't turn me in. I'll never be stubborn again. I can change. Please! Give me another chance! -Oh, shut up. -Oh! -Next! -What have you got? -This little wooden puppet. -I'm not a puppet. I'm a real boy. -Five shillings for the possessed toy. Take it away. -Father, please! Don't let them do this! -Help me! -Next! What have you got? -Well, I've got a talking donkey. {Grunts} -Right. Well, that's good for ten shillings, if you can prove it. -Oh, go ahead, little fella. -Well? -Oh, oh, he's just - - He's just a little nervous. He's really quite a chatterbox. Talk, you boneheaded dolt - - -That's it. I've heard enough. Guards! -No, no, he talks! He does. I can talk. I love to talk. I'm the talkingest damn thing you ever saw. -Get her out of my sight. -No, no! I swear! Oh! He can talk! {Gasps} -Hey! I can fly! -He can fly! -He can fly! -He can talk! -Ha, ha! That's right, fool! Now I'm a flying, talking donkey. You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly. Ha, ha! Oh-oh. {Grunts} -Seize him! -After him! He's getting away! {Grunts, Gasps} {Man} -Get him! This way! Turn! -You there. Orge! -Aye? -By the order of Lord Farquaad I am authorized to place you both under arrest and transport you to a designated..... resettlement facility. -Oh, really? You and what army? {Gasps, Whimpering} {Chuckles} -Can I say something to you? -Listen, you was really, really, really somethin' back here. Incredible! Are you talkin' to - - me? Whoa! -Yes. I was talkin' to you. Can I tell you that you that you was great back here? Those guards! They thought they was all of that. Then you showed up, and bam! They was trippin' over themselves like babes in the woods. That really made me feel good to see that. -Oh, that's great. Really. -Man, it's good to be free. -Now, why don't you go celebrate your freedom with your own friends? Hmm? -But, uh, I don't have any friends. And I'm not goin' out there by myself. Hey, wait a minute! I got a great idea! I'll stick with you. You're mean, green, fightin' machine. Together we'll scare the spit out of anybody that crosses us. {Roaring} -Oh, wow! That was really scary. If you don't mind me sayin', if that don't work, your breath certainly will get the job done, 'cause you definitely need some Tic Tacs or something, 'cause you breath stinks! You almost burned the hair outta my nose, just like the time - - {Mumbling} Than I ate some rotten berries. I had strong gases eking out of my butt that day. -Why are you following me? -I'll tell you why. 'Cause I'm all alone There's no one here beside me My promlems have all gone There's no one to deride me But you gotta heve friends - - -Stop singing! It's no wonder you don't have any friends. -Wow. Only a true friend would be that cruelly honest. -Listen, little donkey. Take a look at me. What am I? -Uh - - Really tall? -No! I'm an orge! You know. "Grab your torch and pitchforks." Doesn't that bother you? -Nope. -Really? -Really, really. -Oh. -Man, I like you. What's you name? -Uh, Shrek. -Shrek? Well, you know what I like about you, Shrek? You got that kind of I-don't-care-what-nobody-thinks-of-me thing. I like that. I respect that, Shrek. You all right. Whoo! Look at that. Who'd want to live in place like that? -That would be my home. -Oh! And it is lovely! Just beautiful. You know you are quite a decorator. It's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget. I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder. -I guess you don't entertain much, do you? -I like my privacy. -You know, I do too. That's another thing we have in common. Like I hate it when you got somebody in your face. You've trying to give them a hint, and they won't leave. There's that awkward silence. -Can I stay with you? -Uh, what? -Can I stay with you, please? -Of course! -Really? -No. -Please! I don't wanna go back there!

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