Shared February 10, 2019
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You buffoon. You absolutely incompetent human being. The eggs were a complementary gift, but you have dishonored them. You don’t deserve the eggs. You cant even comprehend the power they hold within. As for your silly pacifier, its on its way from the deepest pits of the underworld as we speak. I will only have the best for my customers and your IMPATIENCE has shattered my standards. When the shipment arrives, i will DESTROY your silly pacifier. Do you understand the extent of this situation? That pacifier was hand crafted by the devil himself, and your insolence has forced me to destroy it. Get out of my store this very instant. I hope you choke and die on your spoonful of hummus.
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