This Dude Is In Jail Because You Won't Buy His Merch

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Danny Gonzalez

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Shared June 11, 2019

TOUR TICKETS https://www.wearetwodifferentpeopleto...

I'm pretty sure this is the most manipulative way to sell merch I've ever seen.

MERCH ► http://dannygonzalez.store
MY SECOND CHANNEL ► https://www.youtube.com/c/2Danny2Furious
OUTRO SONG ► https://song.link/us/i/1454823599
MY SPOTIFY ► https://open.spotify.com/artist/6pDkm...

Follow me on Instagram ► https://www.instagram.com/dannygonzalez/
Follow me on Twitter ► https://twitter.com/dannygonzalez

WHY DO I CALL MY FANS GREG?
Greg is the strongest family on the internet, we're the fastest growing channel on Youtube, and we make fire content. So, instead of making up some pun using my name and calling my fans that, I decided to use a different name entirely. A name so strong, haters tremble when it is spoken. WE ARE GREG. AND WE ARE TAKING OVER THE INTERNET. And all you have to do to join is hit subscribe and turn on notifications.

#dannygonzalez


Marshall Grayson

When Laura posts a picture of their trip on Insta
Danny: “This is sucks bro”

4 months ago | [YT] | 1,316

Lydia Simpson

Poor kurtis. He’s going on tour with a guy who thinks he’s two different people

3 months ago | [YT] | 3,513

person ze animator

Danny: I'm gonna convince my subscribers I'm in America, and no one can mess up my plan!

Laura: hold my beer

2 months ago | [YT] | 555

Owchyoushotme

To make things even more clear... In the UK we don't have jail jumpsuits, we don't have bail and we definitely don't use dollars

2 months ago | [YT] | 507

Taylor Mora

“Jarvis is in jail
With a million dollar bail
... I think it’s gonna hail
I grew a little tail”

Cody Ko: BARS

2 months ago | [YT] | 804

emma

Actually Danny, we’re the ones who’ve been fooling you
While you were in Japan, we were ALL in your house.

4 months ago (edited) | [YT] | 14,484

Midevil Deth Kitens

How do we know Danny isn’t still in Japan? He could have easily built an exact copy of his house

2 months ago | [YT] | 452

Garage Banderman

Teacher: I’ll have to call the the police.

Faze Kay: aww no brœ

1 month ago | [YT] | 40

Sam Gold

“Rather now than never” ~Danny Gooden, 2019

1 month ago | [YT] | 21

ღ peachy ღ

how many times faze said “bro”


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5 days ago | [YT] | 26

나는 모른다.지젤

Conspiracy theory: Danny still is in Japan and he’s just cover up with this video HE FOOLED US AGAIN!

4 months ago | [YT] | 7,411

PinkTemmie99

Danny: Jarvis isn’t a cool name
Jarvis Johnson: Am I a joke to you

2 months ago (edited) | [YT] | 435

pastelyelløw

Teacher:-talks in Russian accent-
Danny:he's talking in a Canadian accent

2 months ago | [YT] | 172

Speedrunner Mario

lmao bail for murder is $1m and attempted murder is $500k and bail for breaking and entering is $25-$50k



So yeah it was fortnite

2 months ago (edited) | [YT] | 550

David Walczak

How did you not notice that the teacher and the “SWAT POLICE” are the same person.

1 month ago | [YT] | 50

Jet Conway

❌Faking a trip to Japan
❌Secretly going on a trip to Japan
✅Going to Ireland and pretending you faked a trip to Japan

4 months ago | [YT] | 13,848

Adrianna

"Jarvis is in jail,
With a million-dollar bail,
I think its gonna hail,
I grew a little tail ;)"

-Danny Gonzalez

2 months ago | [YT] | 206

Mikey Ballgame

"He's going to the FEDERAL STATE PENITENTIARY"

1 month ago | [YT] | 33

Inevitable Narwhal

New drinking game:

Take a shot every time Faze K says Jarvis or bro :)

1 month ago | [YT] | 65

Crow Your Bro

*Plays Fortnite in school*


*Teacher Calls Special Weapons and Tactics anti-terrorist team*

2 months ago | [YT] | 101