Surviving Edged Weapons - JonTron

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Genre: Comedy

Family friendly? Yes

Wilson score: 0.9883

Rating: 4.9548 / 5

Engagement: 5.92%

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Shared December 20, 2019

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Crew:

Director, Writer, Editor - Jon Jafari
Director of Photography/Line Producer - Sergio Emilio Torres
Camera Operator - Conor Murdock
Gaffer- Michael Shayne
Editor - Andrew Reynoso
Sound Mixer - Keaton Hild
Production Designer/ Prop Master- Lynell Vinuya
Leadman - Mike Butler
Carpenter - Robert Taylor
Makeup Artist - Maria Alexandra
Special Effects - Melanie Licata
Set PA - Aramis Klein
Assistant Editor - Lewis Bown


Cast:
Teenage Sister - Tamara Chichian
Teenage Brother - Daniel Stompor
Knife Culture Guests - Charlotte Claw, Craig Ernest Woodward, Georgia Morgan, Philip O'Gorman
Thug/Swordsman - Joseph Hernandez
Knife Culture VO - Lewis Bown

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Christmas JonTron Intro by Studio Yotta

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Christmas JonTron Theme by Tom Ryan


Brock Sorrells

Imagine being a mid-40’s woman hired specifically to act as a Satanist who gets shot in a police training video

2 months ago | [YT] | 3,751

SaberTag

Can we all just appreciate that Jon got 4 other people and himself to get dressed for a fancy dinner, cooked it, dressed the table for a 4 star meal in a Victorian home, all for a 10 second gag?

1 month ago | [YT] | 1,551

Johnny Razor Coke Hat Sanchez

Hello, Officer. You want to see my identification? Sure, it's in my hat. Let me get it for you. ;)

1 month ago | [YT] | 131

Rektalof Blades

Officer finds a knife on the side of the road: “A elegant weapon from a more civilized time.”

1 week ago | [YT] | 65

PixelBucket

It's a little funny knowing that someone in JonTron's editing team now has "angry asian baby" and "knife png" in their search history.

6 days ago | [YT] | 57

HexCodeFF

Not just the SMENS but the SWOMENS and the SCHILDRENS too.

1 month ago | [YT] | 12,963

I have moved my channel please go to my other one

British police acronym: m.e.n.s
American police acronym: s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.m.e.n.s

1 week ago | [YT] | 131

Mr Memes

edge based weapons:

Knives
Swords
Axes
Spears
anime attacks

1 month ago | [YT] | 99

Vinícius Barbosa

6:18 i liked the gameplay of this new game, they call it "Hotline Jon"

1 month ago | [YT] | 43

A Mon3

9:26 it would've been perfect if there were little versions of him swinging little knives

1 week ago | [YT] | 18

Rafael Ribeiro

the woman was going to stab herself and the police shot her, incredible

1 month ago | [YT] | 2,601

Mr.stonks

"Rick take cover that knife is fully loaded!"

-Jontron 2019

2 days ago | [YT] | 4

The Grump

There another flex seal it’s flex paste!!! He has the chainsaw again he’s been sniffing the flex seal again! God save us all.

4 days ago | [YT] | 17

AppleJuice YT

@jontron when he see flex paste
Everyone:
JonTron: I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK
JonTron's wallet: STOP THE PAIN, STOP THE MADNESS

2 days ago | [YT] | 5

moosharmy101

When my fiancé was in the police academy, they watched this.... IN THE YEAR 2016!

3 weeks ago | [YT] | 19

MetaKaios

S hoot
M iss
E at a popsicle
N ap in the snow
S tart over

1 month ago (edited) | [YT] | 2,227

Seth Carpenter

“Designed to kill when making contact with the body” oh shoot rly I didn’t know it was meant to kill when it makes contact

6 days ago | [YT] | 16

Knightshift 2.0

“Just put your pens in the tray”

Continues to kill everyone instead of setting something in a basket

3 weeks ago | [YT] | 6

Nathanie M

12:07:Rare footage of John Marston’s death (Colorized)

3 weeks ago | [YT] | 10

Nordryd

RedLetterMedia gave this film 11/10.

6 days ago (edited) | [YT] | 20