HAVE YOU HEARD OF SALAD FINGERS? | Reacting To Scary Stories (SSS)

Jimmy Leaf

Cory where Cory x cooking I need to learn how to cook

Transparent

Yo I need to know where Cory got that shotty from

BrimanGaming

There is a man in the woods. What a spectacle. Before the story started, the school was still respectable. My students used to skip down the hill to the honeysuckle, pluck a couple, or collect their nectar till they pick their fill. Except one obnoxious kid... Sid. Who just watched them eat the flowers while he sieved and scowled, 'cause he couldn't bare to share his sweet treats throughout our recess hour. I remember Sid saying "There's a man in the woods!". Thats how the rumours began. Of course, Sid had spotted him first. The poor kids, he got them immersed in his spiel about a serial killer whose gun barrel glint hints at peril. A visit to the nurse, or worse. A hearse waiting just beyond the Dale. The children saw him everywhere, "Look! Over there! That man had Batman ears, we swear! And crazy yellow eyes. We saw something rusty, his shotgun! It must be, I saw a ladies severed thigh!" trust me. Every word I heard was absurd. Yet each day Sid went straight down, way past the playground. Who else was brave enough to save us from the killer's next plot. The rest of the lot would stop back at the blacktop, sure that any closer they were bound to be found deep in the woods, left to rot. I pleaded for the kids to think and learn to be mature but after a few more rumours doomed my attempts to prove the school was secure, their fear was undeterred. And when the buses drove them all home, the parents finally heard. Everything just blew up. I received a wall of e-mails and calls full of shrieks, wails and all from terrified families who'd heard word of the murderer and didn't like my lack of action at all. What was I supposed to do? Comb the whole forest?! Yeah right! Would you? That means I didn't care?! That's not fair, The stories that worry you weren't true! Of course I would feel regret, had there been a real threat and I ignored it. And some poor kid got kidnapped while the kids were napping! But you couldn't admit THAT YOUR GOOD LITTLE KID WOULD FORMULATE A FIB! So you ignored what I said! Your little angels could never cook up such incredible creations. An overactive imagination maybe, but my kid could never lie. How dare I. Accuse a child of being dishonest?! Or just monstrous. The Parents were displeased and when the PTA took action, they dismissed me from the Classroom. But they knew what was best for their kids! Do you know how difficult it is to get a job when a bitter mom SLANDERS your rep with child neglect from the outset?! Now who's in control of your classes?!! "Single file lines!" Single file lines, little foul swine- A KILLER BY THE PINT?! REALLY?! ARE YOU BLIND?!! WILL YOU FIND YOUR SPINES?!!! Sid. A child decides to FILL OUR MINDS WITH LIES and the next thing you see is people TREATING ME LIKE IM COMMITTING CRIME!! I WAS IN MY PRIME!! THOSE KIDS WERE LUCKY TO HAVE ME! Do you SEE WHAT YOU DID?! But I can play along. I can be good. Do you hear that, Sid?.... There is a man in the woods. owo such a powerful story...DEM BARS WERE DROPPED..this teacher has re ignited the childhood game the floor is lava cuz those bars were fire

Jerome Official

Who else dosen't know how to cook?


Ahem...That's your line cory.... CORYXCOOKING MY BOI'S

Flamingsolomon11 s

Who eles wishes they lived with Cory like if u do

Ja'Bari Price

This man Cory got 99k in 11hrs

foday ceesay

Most of us not wearing socks. True fact

Yuri '

Salad Fingers is a YouTube classic! Dates back to when Flash Animations were a thing. Sweet old 2004. Inspired Dont Hug Me.

Hiroko Mitsu

As a person who loves poetry, my favorite kind is when the poem ends with the same line it began with :) There is a man in the woods is definitely my new favorite!!❤️

Abraham Carmina

Cory mentioned salid fingers in one of his little nightmares episode

Brianna’s Tacø

Cory is a psycho confirmed

Princess and Mae

The salad fingers is really frickin weird 😬I’m like sis there’s people like this in the world 🤮🤢

Jazzeo 4

1:47 brutha of course I sli-i-i-iced that like button wutshoo tawkin bout

GD Slimy

Bro! I thought you died or something at like 500k bc you stopped making videos for so long! It's been too long holy crap!!

Samuel J

It’s has some holes in it Fantastic

HydraLord1221

Grabs doll
THIS BISH EMPTY YEET

Marcus Johnson

Sad life for me im eating And i cant Stand HUBERT CLUMBERDALE

Ella Wilson

8:19
Y’all ever heard of skin walkers?





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Supernatural

ghost killer146

Cory: all the samurai MOVE Me: leaves phone on the bed and run to the bathroom

JazzyThatguuurl

The first anamation kinda reminded me of hamilton bc of the rymeing