My name is Craig. I'm just some nobody on the internet that likes to critique things. Specifically video games. Whether you think my opinion is valid or not, hopefully I can atleast provide some entertainment!
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Today marks three years since my first (terrible & cringey) upload on the Critical Nobody channel. In that time, I've managed:
3.9+ million total views
59+ million minutes of watch time
A very slow and inconsistent upload schedule
Not sure if those numbers are good, but they're mine🎉
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That's officially half a MILLION people with nothing better to do for an hour. Not bad fam.
Yes, I said fam and no, I'm not proud of it.
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I still have plans to change my profile picture/avatar/logo/whatever you want to call it. It’s going to happen at some point. While I personally think the new image was fine, the sheer amount of divisive feedback has convinced me to leave things as they are for now. I’m fully aware this ultimately doesn’t matter and I’m free to do what I want regardless of feedback, but that’s the curse of being extremely self-conscious 🤷🏻♂️
I’ve contacted a second artist to make something else and we’ll see how that goes.
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Thoughts on Joker for those that care:
It's an exceptionally well made movie that I don’t find myself feeling strongly about. It’s beautifully shot and directed and Joaquin Phoenix is excellent, so while there’s not much about it I can criticize, there’s also not much about it that surprised me. There wasn't a single revelation or moment I didn't see coming which made the movie predictable. Engaging, but predictable. It more than rises above pretty much every other DC Comic based movie to come out in the last several years and is certainly worth seeing, but I also don't view it as the stunning masterpiece many others do.
And it’s weird but walking out of the film, I DIDN'T feel inspired to commit mass murder. It’s almost like the media has been full of shit and needlessly fear mongering to push an agenda. WHO KNEW!?!
Feel free to comment and share your own thoughts on Joker, but please avoid specific spoilers. I may have found the movie predictable, but not everyone else will. Have a good night and remember to put on a happy face. :)
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Before YouTube finishes implementing their crappy abbreviated subscriber numbers, I was at least able to watch this milestone be hit in real time. Thanks for choosing to stick around
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In less than a week, "Reviewing EVERY Hitman" has joined the 100k views club! Thanks for listening to my dumb voice talk about the smoothest assassin in the industry.
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Yesterday I released a lengthy video talking about the Hitman. If you haven’t already, maybe give it a look. Please and thank you
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Just wanted to let everyone know that I'm planning to have a video out before the end of the month. I'm still working on the script, which I should hopefully have done by the weekend and then will come the long process of VO recording and editing. I'm sure some of you are tired of seeing nothing but stream announcements, but rest assured that I am making progress, albeit at a somewhat slow rate.
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Out of curiosity and for absolutely no other ulterior motive, which of the following was your introduction to the Hitman series?
(The first choice applies to Codename 47, Silent Assassin and Contracts)
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